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I've known Harvey for over 40 years and I worked with him on the Burnett show for 11 years. I guess you could say we're about as close as you can get to being a comedy team.
— Tim Conway
Tags: say, comedy, team, you

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Harvey never had an original idea or thought in his life. I was out wandering around the country doing charity benefits, mainly, when I asked him to come along.
— Tim Conway
Tags: country, doing, never, life
At first I wanted to be a jockey. I rode horses in Cleveland but I kept falling off and I was afraid of horses. So there wasn't much of a future in it.
— Tim Conway
Tags: afraid, falling, first, future
People enjoy sitting back knowing they won't hear a lot of four-letter words.
— Tim Conway
Tags: sitting, enjoy, words, people
As a kid I was short and only weighed 95 pounds. And though I was active in a lot of Sports and got along with most of the guys, I think I used comedy as a defense mechanism. You know making someone laugh is a much better way to solve a problem than by using your fists.
— Tim Conway
Tags: think, laugh, you, sports
I think there are a lot of things out there that are humorous that people don't realize until you actually show them what is going on. Saran Wrap for one thing. You know, you could pull enough of that out of the box and it will actually kill you. It will get a hold of you, stick to you, and choke you to death.
— Tim Conway
Tags: think, people, you, death
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