I did tell the census man I was white, and I'm telling you, I started getting offers for the black American Express card in the mail.
The body is a universal language. Because if you spoke French, and I speak English, but I move like this or do certain movements, I can still make you smile and laugh.
I feel like a foster kid that's been in the system for a long time, and then at 16, somebody adopted them and said, 'You can go to college, and you ain't got to pay no student loans.' I feel happy. I feel accepted after all these years of blood, sweat, and tears.
I surf. I would love to do a remake of 'Gidget.' It could be, like, black 'Gidget.'
I learned from Roger Rabbit that if you make people laugh, they'll do anything for you - which is almost true.
When my people are dying, that's when you gonna catch me protesting. I'm not gonna protest because somebody got offered not the amount of money they wanted to get offered. If you don't like what they're offering you, just no longer do business with them.
