The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again I'd make all the same mistakes - only sooner.
My heart is as pure as the driven slush.
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
It's one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it can count on steady work - the night watchman.
I've been called many things, but never an intellectual.
I did what I could to inflate the rumor I was on my way to stardom. What I was on my way to, by any mathematical standards known to man, was oblivion, by way of obscurity.