Don't underestimate your opponent, but don't overestimate them, either.
I wouldn't wish overnight success on anyone. You have no real friends. Everyone works endless hours at different studios, so far apart. Even on your own lot, relationships were formal and often competitive.
Fans saying a player is overpaid doesn't bother a player. What bothers an injured player is watching your competitors grow.
Your intelligence doesn't override your desire to destroy yourself.
If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.
Do your own homework. I can't overstate the importance of this.
The word 'ranting' is kind of overused now. Literally, if you just talk about a subject for 30 seconds or more, even if you never raised your voice, if I just talk about it, it's called a rant.
You are more likely to be overweight if your friend's, friend's friend is overweight than if your parents are overweight.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
When politicians say your voice does not matter because the NRA owns them, we say, 'No more.'
If you think the dominant orthodoxy - shrink your economy, render workers jobless, impoverish families, and still grow - is an oxymoron... then you would be right.
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
I come from the south, so you're useless, and you're a bit pathetic. That's the first thing that the northerners think of you. You're also from the city, so you are used to having your cappuccinos and your luxuries and getting your chicken from a plastic packet.
It's really hard to be on stage and packing your gear when people who just saw you play are in the room, because they all just want to talk to you.
Packing lunches and going over menus is a great way to make small changes in the way your kids eat.
There should be an app or service that comes and packs your bag for you so you don't have to do it. A real-life Siri.
I like the Dakine Ryder 24L pack because it's simple, it's steezy, and it's perfect for traveling. It comes with a padded laptop sleeve and a travel pocket at the top for your passport and other things you need quick access to.
At the age of 55, you will get a saggy roll just above your waist, even if you are painfully thin.
Life is very interesting... in the end, some of your greatest pains, become your greatest strengths.
Command that no one be received, or kept to be of your household indoors or without, if one has not reasonable belief of them that they are faithful, discreet, and painstaking in the office for which they are received, and withal honest and of good manners.
