What would be ugly in a garden constitutes beauty in a mountain.
I would storm the gates of Hell if Third Marine Air Wing was overhead.
I would like 'I Dream of Genie' powers.
I would have been a geologist.
Sitcoms, I always figured that would be an easy gig, but man, it is not.
My problem on 'Safe' was that when I liked something, I would giggle.
I would love Kate Middleton to be in 'Glee.' Wouldn't that be fantastic? That would be great.
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him.
If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable.
Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels?
There is stuff I would have liked to have done. But there are no sour grapes.
I would like to champion diverse forms like graphic novels and works told in verse and diverse writers and illustrators and diverse authors as well.
If Heaven exists, to know that there's laughter, that would be a great thing.
I would love to be a grinder on some race yacht.
I would love for models to be protected by a guild.
We don't let them have ideas. Why would we let them have guns?
Who would marry me anyway? I'm a handful.
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
A Madagascar Hissing Roach chasing Jerry Lewis. That would be a really neat treat.
