I hate dentists. That's why my tooth fell out. I was in the middle of a root canal and wouldn't go back, so it just dropped out when I was in the middle of Fifth Avenue.
Why does the eye see a thing more clearly in dreams than the imagination when awake?
Why shouldn't we pitch to Babe Ruth? We pitch to better hitters in the National League.
Why would anyone get married and have babies? That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard in my life. Or the scariest thing I've ever heard in my life.
I'm miserable: that's why I have such a bad back, because I'm endlessly stressing out about my career.
My work is frequently described as cold, which is baffling, since it seems to me embarrassingly, shame-makingly, scandalously warm. I find my work filled with sentiment, and I can't imagine why people find it cold.
As a teenager, I went to Bali a lot, but it's a long, long way from England. Which is why, when we bought Necker Island, we made it like a mini Bali.
Why is electricity so expensive these days? Why does it cost so much for something I can make with a balloon and my hair?
We may have our private opinions but why should they be a bar to the meeting of hearts?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
So many people bare their midriffs, I don't know why mine is such an issue.
To the dumb question, 'Why me?' the cosmos barely bothers to return the reply, 'Why not?'
You can't TV surf without coming across an Andy of Mayberry episode where you've just got to watch Don as Barney. That's why I put Don in several of my movies.
Baseball players are not specialists; they all have to do it all. That is why I, and many aficionados, dislike the American League's practice of replacing the pitcher with a designated hitter. This creates two players who do not have to do it all.
Why do we do basic research? To learn about ourselves.
Why is it that right-wing bastards always stand shoulder to shoulder in solidarity, while liberals fall out among themselves?
People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.
Why be a man when you can be a success?
What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.
Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too late?
