I wasn't kissing her. I was whispering in her mouth.
I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls would never dream of doing - like showering.
All men look at Dr. Ruth and wonder how she has gained all that sexual experience.
The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people, and don't come in clearly enough.
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all.
It's been so long since I made love I can't even remember who gets tied up.
A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.
Definition of a Jewish nymphomaniac: A woman who will make love the same day she has her hair done.
Girls are much more psychic than guys. They're the first to know if you're going to get laid.
Sex at eighty-four is terrific, especially the one in the winter.
In opposition to sex education: Let the kids today learn it where we did - in the gutter.
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.
I am always looking for meaningful one-night stands.
Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
For birth control I rely on my personality.
Personally, I know nothing about sex because I've always been married.
Sex is like money; only too much is enough.
I'm at the age when food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
I was with this girl the other night, and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes.