It's fun singing with other people who are really good singers. There's something kind of poignant about braiding a couple vocals.
I find it amusing on one level, poignant on another, when people try to get recognition from an outside source. It's sad.
As a pastor, you get invited into the most poignant moments of people's lives. Whether it's a wedding or a funeral or a hospital visit, you get invited into the center of the event, whether or not you know the people.
It was a bizarre existence I led in my early twenties - that cliche of the comedian who goes out and entertains a roomful of people and then goes home to a lonely bedsit was unbelievably poignant for me because that was exactly what I was doing. I had periods of real loneliness.
I think I can score. But personally, I like to pass first, because people love people who pass. And I'm a point guard, so my job is to kind of get people open.
The biggest battle for a lot of people who come out of the theater, which is where I was trained, is that they can never forget that a camera is pointed at them.
You don't lead by pointing and telling people some place to go. You lead by going to that place and making a case.
I don't want to have that one year too much, where people actually, behind my back, start smiling at me and pointing fingers at me and go, 'Ah, look, that's Jensie. No, he's not good anymore.'
If you don't have the smoking gun, then it's pointless to hector interviewees. Because you just shut people up instead of opening them up.
I want people to hear what I have to say, and I want to be able to get a lot of points across.
In college - while figuring the things out that most people do in college - I had no game. No confidence. I had Birkenstocks. And overalls. A budding romance novel addiction. But no cool. No poise. I was trying on a thousand different personalities, but a lot of them were formed by the perceptions of others.
I see people that have success, and I see how poised and polished they are and how they handle it. I wonder inside if they feel the same way that I feel.
People love their animals so much so that they put little clothes on them and necklaces and booties and things like that. And if you love your animal, then you should feed them something that's not dangerous for them. There's a lot of poisonous stuff that they're putting in a lot of that food, those by-products.
There are millions of ways for people to die, if you number each vital organ, each ways it can fail, all the poisons from the earth and the sea which can cause these failures.
Most people who went about saying a ghost had poked them with a brolly would be locked up somewhere.
When people use the word 'science,' it's often a tell, like in poker, that you're bluffing.
I'm absolutely gonna win it, because I'm ruthless. I sit at the poker table and my job is to destroy people.
People should stop poking fun at other people and worry about themselves.
People who like my stuff and know what my agenda is have never mistaken me for being racist or poking fun at the wrong thing.
I enjoy upsetting the right people. I love poking fun at earnest censors. I want to push the bounds of what can be said on the Internet.
