There are three kinds of people in this world: people who make it happen, people who watch what happens, and people who wonder what happened.
I surround myself with people who make me laugh.
It's special to have people see you and tell you, 'You make me laugh.' That makes me feel good. I think if you have the talent to do it, it's your duty to pass it on.
I just feel like people like a little break. Especially at 12:37 at night, you go, like, 'I'm just tired of the snarky right now. I just want to lie down and have somebody make me laugh for an hour. Entertain me, and then I'm going to sleep with a smile on my face.' That's my job; that's what I do.
All great comedians make me laugh, but people make me laugh more.
I try to laugh as much as possible and enjoy the company of people who can make me laugh.
I've just always liked watching people dance. I can't explain it. It used to just make me laugh.
Rules are made for people who aren't willing to make up their own.
I decided very early on that it took too much of my energy to pretend to be someone else. People will make up their minds about me whatever I do or say, but at least I know I am being true to myself.
People should make up their own mind about what they think of me.
Encouraging people to believe in it was the most important thing of all. It's one of the reasons I was always uncomfortable whenever film crews came on the set to shoot things. I didn't want our make-believe to be exposed.
I think too many people look at the arts with a religious outlook. Arts, music, singing and performing, it's all make-believe.
Extreme Makeover... they help people that are uncomfortable in their own skin. They really change lives.
I'm the makeover queen. I love to do makeovers on people.
I think ultimately I make people happy: Whether I'm doing the stage show, giving somebody a makeover, or designing clothing, the end goal is to make people smile.
Policy makers, like most people, normally feel that they already know all the psychology and all the sociology they are likely to need for their decisions. I don't think they are right, but that's the way it is.
I'm a comic, and I'm supposed to outrage and make people laugh, Part of makin' people laugh is to shake up their thinkin'. That's what I came here to do.
When I'm makin' lectures to these universities, I tell 'em I like that little building because when I run short a audience, if I can get three people in there I've got a good crowd.
I love being able to perform in front of people. I like potentially making a difference in somebody's day or somebody's life.
For me, Caitlyn Jenner is such a huge role model. She's really making a difference in our society by just being brave and sharing her story. People say she's not brave and courageous, but to me, she is so brave and courageous.
