I spoil the hell out of my kids.
The finest plans have always been spoiled by the littleness of them that should carry them out. Even emperors can't do it all by themselves.
When a thoughtless or unkind word is spoken, best tune out.
I would gladly have accepted a heaping spoonful of nepotism when I got out of college and was looking for a job.
When 'Sports Illustrated' came out with their 50 most fashionable people in sport, that fact that I wasn't on that list is a travesty.
Sportsmanship and easygoing methods are all right, but it is the prospect of a hot fight that brings out the crowds.
I try to stay out of the spotlight.
I'm starting to figure it out - figure out my spots, where I should be on the court, where I'm most effective, and how I handle double teams - and it's paying off.
No one likes going out and sprinting 20 sprints, but you do it because it's going to help you.
I have a movie coming out called Spun, which will be at the Toronto Film Fest.
I suppose I hit my lowest point in the early to mid-80s, which is when things really spun out of control for me.
What matters is getting the best out of the squad you have.
It was so kind of you to mention that I don't wear stays. What's the point? If you squeeze it in at one point, it only comes out at the other.
Everywhere, publishers are being squeezed out.
Frankly, people buying a home to let should not be squeezing out families who can't afford a home to buy.
I worry that we are approaching a time when that which is shocking is squeezed out by the Stalinism of political correctness.
When I came out of my mom's womb, I had 'sitcom' stamped on my forehead.
I knew when I got out of high school that I was going to be a stand-up comic.
I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.
I'm a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone.
