Never get out of bed before noon.
If I'd found out that Norman Mailer liked me. I'd have killed myself.
I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.
The people of Northern Ireland have sorted out my whole life.
I did start out as an actor. I went to Northwestern; I did musicals. I did plays.
A nanny, by being the child's doughty defender, may put sensitive noses out of joint.
You don't run for the presidency out of nostalgia.
In the SAS, if you're not good enough, you're graded out of it.
I felt like when I took my weave out, I wasn't pretty, I wasn't noticeable.
Within a few weeks of coming back from filming 'Lemonade Mouth,' I got these scripts, and 'Terra Nova' was the one that stuck out. I was like, 'Oh my gosh'.
On every album I've put out, I've put diverse Canadian songs on it. They're not provincial album; my albums are national albums. There'll be a song about Saskatchewan and Vancouver and Nova Scotia on there.
I don't really consider myself a novelist, it just came out purely by accident.
I'm a bit of an M&M nut. I like the blue ones. I pick them out.
I have a nutritionist and a doctor. Everything is checked. Thoroughly. Everything I take is checked out first.
My philosophy, in a nutshell, is to wipe out the greatest amount of risk with the least amount of money.
Neither of my parents live in Oakland anymore. They both got priced out.
We are all happy when U.S. soldiers are killed week in and week out. The killing of U.S. soldiers in Iraq is legitimate and obligatory.
Part of it is living in Tennessee. I'm so out of the loop. And as a person, I'm out of the loop. I'm oblivious by nature.
I am an observant Jew! Now my secret is out.
I'm a very observational type of comedian that points out everyday absurdities.
