Havenât you got any romance in your soul?â said Magrat plaintively. âNo,â said Granny. 'I ainât. And stars donât care what you wish, and magic donât make things better, and no one doesnât get burned who sticks their hand in a fire. If you want to amount to anything as a witch, Magrat Garlick, you got to learn three things. Whatâs real, whatâs not real, and whatâs the difference.