Border collies predate the British Kennel Club. They've been bred consistently for 100 years. They're the last working dogs in the world, with some minor exceptions. Bench shows, dog shows have ruined the other breeds, like the hunting dogs. Border collies are peasant dogs, and that's protected them.
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.
I feel like I turn into my grandma when I'm pecking away at Twitter. And I don't care.
I'd like to see the word 'entrepreneur' knocked off its pedestal. Being 'entrepreneurial' is something I look for not only in founders to invest in, but also employees to hire.
I want to be a child doctor. A pediatry... how do you call it, pediatrician? Do I like kids? No, not really.
It's nice to be able to show how we are like in person and give a peek behind the curtain with 'Total Divas.' That's been my biggest feedback is how different than I am behind the scenes than I am onstage.
I'm not very comfortable about the audience getting a peek into my personal life. I like to keep my personal space.
Working with Woody Allen is like filming Howard Hughes's will. It's a very mysterious and strange event. You never get a peek at the whole will.
I had been wanting to peel back the layers of who I am for so long, but I felt like I needed to prove how solid my work is first.
I like to peel it and share it with friends. You can spread the love with an orange.
It seems like everyone in my peer group has more 'Pokemon' knowledge than I do.
This whole business feels kind of intense, like a bad fit. Round peg, square hole. But whatever, I'll take it.
In so far as I have any beliefs, I suppose I'm like that old Peggy Lee song, 'Is That All There Is?' I want to believe there's something else going on, but what that something else is I don't pretend to know.
From Michael Jackson to Peggy Lee, I like it all.
Given the best of all possible worlds, I would make a few changes. I would place emphasis on increasing the amount of funding that goes into programs like Pell Grants, that purely and simply award funds to students who really cannot afford full tuition.
Growing old's like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed.
So I think in those circumstances, there's some potential that you could see a big pendulum swing like 1994, which people you thought weren't vulnerable all of the sudden get in trouble.
Perhaps America works like this: Presidencies swing, as reactions to each other, like a pendulum. My optimistic belief is it is how we keep our country in balance.
She had a penetrating sort of laugh. Rather like a train going into a tunnel.
You can have villains like the Penguin, who strut around in a tuxedo with an umbrella, and Poison Ivy and all of the fantastic stuff she does, but unless there's a bit of a human in there, and unless there's a credible threat, then Batman himself doesn't work.
