Oh, my God, I literally only have, like, one friend that I'm actually completely, like, myself with.
Life's a rollercoaster. You're up one minute; you're down one minute. But who doesn't like rollercoasters?
An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed.
The press is like any business. It's a group of really intelligent individuals that ends up being one slathering, one-eyed, drooling monster.
Sitcoms are more like stage drama than anything else on film - more than a one-hour and certainly more than a movie. You get a script on Monday. You rehearse all week. And on Friday, you're on.
I'm like a rock singer with one-night stands on the road.
I play like I play. You hear it on 'Celebration Day.' It's pretty good for a one-night shot.
I like my chances over anyone one-on-one.
You like a woman, she's got kids, it's a package. You can't just go in one-sided.
You are one-third as productive in open-plan offices as in quiet rooms. I have a tip for you: if you work in spaces like that, carry headphones with you, with a soothing sound like birdsong. Put them on, and your productivity goes back up to triple what it would be.
I would like to believe every man is a one-woman man.
I'm like a one-woman protest machine.
I remember I was so crabby in my third trimester - I got gestational diabetes because I'd been acting like I was in a one-woman pie-eating contest.
All we have to do is to peel the shrines like an onion, and we will be with the king himself.
Acting is like peeling an onion. You have to peel away each layer to reveal another.
How like herrings and onions our vices are in the morning after we have committed them.
I love those tiny little onions in the spring that are so small they're almost like a little chive.
Today, the scope for variety has shrunk drastically. There are only a handful of topnotch composers like A. R. Rahman, Anu Malik, Jatin-Lalit... that's it.
When people ask what it's like to be an only child, I say it depends on who your parents are. I was lucky.
Hopefully you marry someone who you not only love, but who you like as well.
