I always wanted to be an artist, whatever that was, like other chicks want to be stewardesses. I read. I painted. I thought.
I fly around with chicks on each arm and have no script. I just talk about what I feel like. But that's why my act works: I'm like this normal guy.
Hollywood panders to the 18-to-34 crowd. That demographic doesn't care about race and the package it comes in. They care about the hottest chick. They just like hot chicks.
I like being... in Kansas City. People are extremely nice, extremely passionate about the Chiefs.
You want to be drafted high, but to be drafted high into an organization like the Kansas City Chiefs, it's like a dream to me.
I also have two dogs, a Chihuahua and a Yorkshire terrier, so if they like him, that's a good sign.
We really just didn't realize the diversity of planetary types in our solar system. Pluto looked like a misfit because it was the only one we saw. And just as a Chihuahua is still a dog, these ice dwarfs are still planetary bodies. They're large enough to make themselves round by self gravity, and they surely pass the test of planethood.
Little bitty bags are completely impractical - I like big slouchy bags because they have to be comfortable for my lovely wee Chihuahua Tequila, who comes everywhere with me. I'm devoted to him, now my kids have long since flown the nest.
Stan is a rescue Chihuahua mix. He was the role model for Bob, the dog in 'Ivan.' The drawings in the book look precisely like Stan.
Growing up in bars might sound like child abuse. And if it does, then you're what my mom would call 'Protestants.'
I've never really felt like I was a child actor. Just an actor who happened to be quite young.
I wasn't like a Hollywood child actor - 'I'm five! I can sing, I can dance, I can act! I wanna be a star!'
I think, often, child actors are, like, overlooked a little bit.
I could have gone the route of a lot of these former child actors, but I didn't want that for myself. Like I said, when I was 14 years old, I decided to quit. I didn't ever want to do it again.
A lot of people don't like child actors.
Rent and the cost of essentials like food and child care are rising so fast that wages are not keeping up.
Twins work really well in the industry because child labor laws dictate a baby, as an example, can only work for, like, an hour a day.
I like trying to get pregnant. I'm not so sure about childbirth.
We in the West do not refrain from childbirth because we are concerned about the population explosion or because we feel we cannot afford children, but because we do not like children.
Concepts, like individuals, have their histories and are just as incapable of withstanding the ravages of time as are individuals. But in and through all this they retain a kind of homesickness for the scenes of their childhood.
