I am now standing in a mixture of cooling fluid, gasoline, and cola.
I am a creative person.
I am a creature of habit.
In my dreams I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance.
I am not a crook.
I am in love with Counting Crows. It is so manly and American.
I am obsessed with ice cubes. Obsessed.
I am not a good cue card reader.
I am not a cynic.
I am a bit of a daydreamer.
I am not a daydreamer.
I am a daylight atheist.
Am I complaining about my deafness? No, I am not.
I am the Empire at the end of the decadence.
I am a deeply religious nonbeliever - this is a somewhat new kind of religion.
I am a deficit hawk.
I don't like defining myself. I just am.
I am a freeman, an American, a United States Senator, and a Democrat, in that order.
I am obsessed with Green Tidings deodorant - it's this natural deodorant.
I am not a depressive person at all.