I'm a writer. Now I've started to be on television. I have a big mouth. And I have good TV teeth, they say.
I'm just a vessel of information.
I am a child of Hollywood and dreams. To me, to be on the red carpet is the best place in the world.
I am going to get political on you. Because I am the most shallow person in the world, my mission is to see men's formal wear change a little bit. It is too rigid! Everybody looks like a penguin!
I was on this bridge overlooking the carpet... I think it went all the way back to Oregon.
I'm very grateful to Jennifer Lopez, because I have something to talk about for the last couple of years.