You give us the pitching some of these clubs have and no one could touch us, but God has a way of not arranging that, because it's not as much fun.
If I ever find a pitcher who has heat, a good curve, and a slider, I might seriously consider marrying him, or at least proposing.
Just give me 25 guys on the last year of their contracts; I'll win a pennant every year.
People who live in the past generally are afraid to compete in the present. I've got my faults, but living in the past is not one of them. There's no future in it.
A baseball manager is a necessary evil.
They say the first World Series is the one you remember most. No, no no. I guarantee you don't remember that one because the fantasy world you always dreamed about is suddenly real.
