I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.
Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'
Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
I have to visualise my jokes, live my jokes, feel the audience because every audience is different. It's like having a different dancing partner every night.
On my tombstone it will say: 'I tried everything - nothing was easy.'
Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before.