The idea that He would take his attention away from the universe in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds is just so unlikely I can't go along with it.
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The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another.
Tags: rebel, always, parents, time, teenagers, life, youth, aging-and-old-age
Vice is its own reward. It is virtue which, if it is to be marketed with consumer appeal, must carry Green Shield stamps.
Tags: virtue, own, reward, green
I simply haven't the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which keeps the planets revolving in their orbits and then suddenly stops in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds.
Tags: three, being, bicycle, me
Nothing shortens a journey so pleasantly as an account of misfortunes at which the hearer is permitted to laugh.
Tags: which, nothing, laugh, journey
For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook.
Tags: will, never, sex, you
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