I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine.
Critics search for ages for the wrong word, which, to give them credit, they eventually find.
If Botticelli were alive today he'd be working for Vogue.
Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.
Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy.
Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night.