I knew it was time to get off of reality TV when someone asked me if I sang as well as acted.
Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
When you're young, you're stupid. You do silly things.
What is this? It's music to get a brain seizure by.
I have a saying. 'Never judge a book by its cover'. I say that because I don't even know who Ozzy is. I wake up a new person every day.
I'm a very simple man. You've got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off... and the nightmare continues.