The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.
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Tried living in the real world instead of a shell, but I was bored before I even began.
Tags: music, lyrics, life, humor
I didn't really see the British punk movement, if that's what it was, as wildly original, because I had been listening so intently to all the New York music since 1973, really.
Tags: see, listening, new, music
If you travel to Germany, it's still absolutely Germany. If you travel to Sweden, it still has a Swedish identity.
Tags: still, identity, travel, you
Once somebody is known, it seems as though anybody anywhere can say anything about them. Whereas if I simply stopped someone in the street and criticised their clothes, their work, their parents, their inner being, I'd be sued and I'd be thrown in prison.
Tags: street, clothes, parents, work
I never imagined I'd be a solo artist. And now I couldn't imagine being part of a group.
Tags: being, group, artist, never
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