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When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
— Mitch Hedberg
Tags: like, someone, hands, saying, you

Other Quotes by "Mitch Hedberg"

I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.
— Mitch Hedberg
Tags: i-remember, used, remember, day
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
— Mitch Hedberg
Tags: would, ten, too, days, because, long
I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary.
— Mitch Hedberg
Tags: pyramid, unnecessary, saw, once, very, human
I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.
— Mitch Hedberg
Tags: normal, remix, back
I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
— Mitch Hedberg
Tags: necklace, wear, down, upside-down, know, funny
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