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Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.
— Mitch Hedberg
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I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.
— Mitch Hedberg
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I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
— Mitch Hedberg
Tags: would, ten, too, days, because, long
I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary.
— Mitch Hedberg
Tags: pyramid, unnecessary, saw, once, very, human
I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.
— Mitch Hedberg
Tags: normal, remix, back
I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
— Mitch Hedberg
Tags: necklace, wear, down, upside-down, know, funny
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