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I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.
— Mitch Hedberg
Tags: back, bubble, lost, good, work

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I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.
— Mitch Hedberg
Tags: i-remember, used, remember, day
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
— Mitch Hedberg
Tags: would, ten, too, days, because, long
I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary.
— Mitch Hedberg
Tags: pyramid, unnecessary, saw, once, very, human
I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.
— Mitch Hedberg
Tags: normal, remix, back
I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
— Mitch Hedberg
Tags: necklace, wear, down, upside-down, know, funny
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