Making people laugh is the lowest form of comedy.
Television doesn't want to admit it has those dreadful roach ads on anyway.
Working with Woody Allen is like filming Howard Hughes's will. It's a very mysterious and strange event. You never get a peek at the whole will.
A Madagascar Hissing Roach chasing Jerry Lewis. That would be a really neat treat.
One of my problems is I am getting so mature that I have to pick up a TV and toss it through the coffee table just to remind people of who I am. I want to go ranting and screaming into the grave.
