People who insist on telling their dreams are among the terrors of the breakfast table.

I need no dictionary of quotations to remind me that the eyes are the windows of the soul.

As a teacher, as a propagandist, Mr. Shaw is no good at all, even in his own generation. But as a personality, he is immortal.

I was a modest, good-humoured boy. It is Oxford that has made me insufferable.

Incongruity is the mainspring of laughter.