Most children - I know I did when I was a kid - fantasize another set of parents. Or fantasize no parents. They don't tell their real parents about that - you don't want to tell Mom and Dad.
Mothers and children are human beings, and they will sometimes do the wrong thing.
I'm scared of watching a TV show about vampires. I can't fall asleep.
I have this idiot name tag which says 'controversial.'
I'm not Hans Christian Anderson. Nobody's gonna make a statue in the park with a lot of scrambling kids climbing up me. I won't have it, okay?
Kids are so shrewd.