Kids don't know about best sellers. They go for what they enjoy. They aren't star chasers and they don't suck up. It's why I like them.
Mothers and children are human beings, and they will sometimes do the wrong thing.
I'm scared of watching a TV show about vampires. I can't fall asleep.
I have this idiot name tag which says 'controversial.'
I'm not Hans Christian Anderson. Nobody's gonna make a statue in the park with a lot of scrambling kids climbing up me. I won't have it, okay?
Kids are so shrewd.