What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.
It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation.
It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.