There are many times when a woman will ask another girl friend how she likes her new hat. She will reply, 'Fine,' but slap her hand to her forehead the minute the girl leaves to yipe, 'What a horror!'
When it comes to gossip, I have to readily admit men are as guilty as women.
A career is wonderful, but you can't curl up with it on a cold night.
There isn't anybody that looks like me without clothes on.
When I was a youngster I lived with different families. I nearly always felt closer to the man of the house. Maybe because I always dreamed of having a father of my own.
The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any.
