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If you're a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you'll fight, because the punches are juicy-sounding and they don't leave marks. But in real life, if somebody punches you in the eye, it doesn't make any noise and your eye is swollen for, like, six months. It's a nightmare to get punched in the eye.
— Louis C. K.
Tags: fight, character, you, life

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America's a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out.
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Perception is created and twisted so quickly.
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I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up.
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To me, art supplies are always okay to buy.
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Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you have to make them feel like everything's going really well to get a good performance out of them. But, if you have a comedian on the set, you can tell them, 'Hey, you really are screwing this up,' and then they just get better.
— Louis C. K.
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