An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed.
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game.
Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
