They keep saying that sea levels are rising an' all this. It's nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it's because there's too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science.
I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
Comedy's really subjective, you know; that's why it's so hard.