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When you're hot, you stride confidently down the street, extending your form to hail a taxi to take you from place to place. My body is designed for squeezing into packed subway cars and apologizing to those whose feet I clumsily step on.
— Josh Gondelman
Tags: street, hot, step, you

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I drink iced coffee nearly every morning and many afternoons year-round.
— Josh Gondelman
Tags: every, drink, coffee, morning
When I started out doing comedy, I was still in college and was working day jobs. I taught preschool for a few years. And then I got more into freelance writing. So stand-up has always been my primary independent creative mode of expression. I've done it my whole adult and young adult life.
— Josh Gondelman
Tags: doing, always, day, life
A vest, as a clothing item, always makes a statement, but depending on context, those declarations vary a great deal.
— Josh Gondelman
Tags: those, clothing, always, great
Given that I often wear shorts with a T-shirt, baseball cap, and backpack most days, a crew-neck shirt gives me the appearance of an undercover cop on the way to a sting operation at a summer camp.
— Josh Gondelman
Tags: baseball, t-shirt, way, me
A vest is just a totem reminding you that some people dress well, and you can be one of those people.
— Josh Gondelman
Tags: some-people, people, dress, you
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