On this Twitter thing, at least five people a day say 'bring back the mullet.' My wife told me I'm not allowed. Troy Tulowitzki wants me to grow a rat-tail for his charity. I was like, 'What the heck is a rat-tail?'
If you're playing for the Kansas City Royals about all you can do is beat your head against the wall.
Too many managers manage by what the postgame press conference is going to be.
People in West Virginia do have cars. We have indoor plumbing. We even use knives and forks.
