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I had a friend who was a plastic surgeon, so he would do little things. I never had, like, a full thing. So I would go in maybe once every two or three years, and he'd do a little here, a little there; tweak you, like you tweak your car. Then I became the plastic surgery poster girl.
— Joan Rivers
Tags: go, girl, car, you

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Your child is never not your child. You can be 90 and your mother 120, but your mother is still worried about you.
— Joan Rivers
Tags: your, never, mother, you
I just get such a connection from an audience. You play with them. I get mad at them. I yell at them. They yell at me. It's just fun.
— Joan Rivers
Tags: mad, fun, you, me
When you whisper about something, it's too big, and you can't get it under control and take control of it.
— Joan Rivers
Tags: something, big, control, you
What makes me laugh is, of course, the absurd, the horror - anything that upsets me.
— Joan Rivers
Tags: horror, anything, laugh, me
It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.
— Joan Rivers
Tags: up, who, sex, long
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