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Comedians kind of write what comes to them. You can give yourself little assignments, but it's what inspires you.
— Jim Gaffigan
Tags: write, give, yourself, you

Other Quotes by "Jim Gaffigan"

I try to only eat animals that are vegan. I'm probably the opposite of a vegan.
— Jim Gaffigan
Tags: eat, animals, only, try
No one goes into standup to make money. The frustration and rejection are just too much.
— Jim Gaffigan
Tags: too-much, rejection, frustration, money
I'm closer to Bob Newhart than Rodney Dangerfield.
— Jim Gaffigan
Tags: bob, closer, than
There's something that's really fun about the challenge of making the mundane funny, too, I think.
— Jim Gaffigan
Tags: challenge, fun, think, funny
Manhattan's probably one of the bluest parts in the country, and Indiana's definitely one of the redder states. I have sympathy for both sides.
— Jim Gaffigan
Tags: both-sides, sides, country, sympathy
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