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There's a rumour going 'round that if you amass a certain number of penalty points on your driving licence, the authorities will make you take your test again! Now, if ever there was an incentive to drive carefully, they could not have threatened a more terrifying ordeal.
— Jasper Carrott
Tags: your, will, drive, you

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The whole debate on what food is best for us is complex, ongoing and often controlled by vested interests.
— Jasper Carrott
Tags: us, debate, food, best
I learned a lot about human nature. So much, in fact, that human nature will be my specialist subject on 'Mastermind'.
— Jasper Carrott
Tags: human, human-nature, will, nature
Ringo isn't the best drummer in the world. He isn't even the best drummer in the Beatles.
— Jasper Carrott
Tags: he, drummer, world, best
There is no way in my right mind I would contemplate running 26 miles-plus unless it involved a chase with Pamela Anderson.
— Jasper Carrott
Tags: chase, right, way, mind
My real name is Bob Davis, but for some reason, I got the name Jasper while playing football at the local rec when I was nine years old, and it just stuck. Years later, when someone asked 'Jasper who?' I just said 'Carrott' - but I have no idea why I came out with that particular word.
— Jasper Carrott
Tags: real, someone, name, football
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