I learned a lot about human nature. So much, in fact, that human nature will be my specialist subject on 'Mastermind'.
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The whole debate on what food is best for us is complex, ongoing and often controlled by vested interests.
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Ringo isn't the best drummer in the world. He isn't even the best drummer in the Beatles.
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There is no way in my right mind I would contemplate running 26 miles-plus unless it involved a chase with Pamela Anderson.
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My real name is Bob Davis, but for some reason, I got the name Jasper while playing football at the local rec when I was nine years old, and it just stuck. Years later, when someone asked 'Jasper who?' I just said 'Carrott' - but I have no idea why I came out with that particular word.
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When I hit the scene, there was Billy Connolly and Max Boyce. It was all mother-in-law and Irish jokes, and we broke the mould. Now there are thousands of comedians out there, and I don't think I can be above it all.
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