When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.
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A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?
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The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.
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Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. -General Omar N. Bradley This morning I threw up at a board meeting. I was sure the cat was out of the bag, but no one seemed to think anything about it; apparently it's quite common for people to throw up at board meetings.
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