Professor Kettleburn, our Care of Magical Creatures teacher, retired at the end of last year in order to enjoy more time with his remaining limbs.
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Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remember to turn on the light.
Tags: happiness, dumbledore, harry-potter, light-and-darkness, inspirational
Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business. Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git. Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor. Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball.
Tags: wormtail, snape, sirius-black, remus-lupin, james-potter, humor, harry-potter
And then with a little shudder the elf became quite still, and his eyes were nothing more than great glassy orbs, sprinkled with light from the stars they could not see.
Tags: love, books, death, life
What's life without a few dragons?
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You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it.
Tags: pain, hurt, harry-potter, grief
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