From the moment I wrote 'Leaf Storm' I realized I wanted to be a writer and that nobody could stop me and that the only thing left for me to do was to try to be the best writer in the world.
Fiction was invented the day Jonas arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale.
An early-rising man is a good spouse but a bad husband.
If God hadn't rested on Sunday, He would have had time to finish the world.
The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.
No, not rich. I am a poor man with money, which is not the same thing.
