Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.