Trust me, Wilbur. People are very gullible. They'll believe anything they see in print.
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Life is like writing with a pen. You can cross out your past but you can't erase it.
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We teach our child many things I don’t believe in, and almost nothing I do believe in. We teach punctuality, particularly if the enforcement of it disturbs the peace. My father taught me, by example, that the greatest defeat in life was to miss a train. Only after many years did I learn that an escaping train carries away with it nothing vital to my health. Railroad trains are such magnificent objects we commonly mistake them for Destiny.
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All I hope to say in books, all that I ever hope to say, is that I love the world.
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Remember that writing is translation, and the opus to be translated is yourself.
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Anyone who writes down to children is simply wasting his time. You have to write up, not down. Children are demanding. They are the most attentive, curious, eager, observant, sensitive, quick, and generally congenial readers on earth.... Children are game for anything. I throw them hard words and they backhand them across the net.
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