Humour plays close to the big, hot fire, which is the truth, and the reader feels the heat.
I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
One of the most time-consuming things is to have an enemy.
English usage is sometimes more than mere taste, judgment and education - sometimes it's sheer luck, like getting across the street.
I see nothing in space as promising as the view from a Ferris wheel.
Be obscure clearly.