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What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.
— Dennis Miller
Tags: reason, us, playboy, guilt, drive

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Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.
— Dennis Miller
Tags: dc, wisconsin, washington, lying, cheese
One man's Voltaire is another man's Screech.
— Dennis Miller
Tags: another, man
Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.
— Dennis Miller
Tags: time, you, god, good
I rant, therefore I am.
— Dennis Miller
Tags: therefore, am, i-am, funny
The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood.
— Dennis Miller
Tags: american, wood, more, education
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