It's your living room, it's your life, go nuts. You like Home Improvement? Tape it and go over it like it's the Zapruder film.
Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.
One man's Voltaire is another man's Screech.
Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.
I rant, therefore I am.
The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood.