Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it?
The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral.
President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?
President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voters to become president, either.
Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.
Wherever we've travelled in this great land of ours, we've found that people everywhere are about 90% water.
